archiemcphee:

This awesome mechanical wooden cephalopod was created back in 2007 by phenomenal French street theatre company Royal de Luxe. Called “Le Calmar Geant a Retropropulsion” (“The Giant Squid with Reverse Thrust”), the gorgeous squid was just one of an assortment of incredible creatures created for a project entitled Les Machines de l’le de Nantes.

Words cannot express how much we’d like to ride this squid.

Click here to watch video of the tentacular creature in action.

(Photos by Claude Joannis)

Head over to Laughing Squid to learn more about Les Machines de l’le de Nantes.

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: everything-shoujo)

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

enjolrastheingrate:

enjolrastheingrate:

GUESS WHAT’S COMING UP

THAT’S RIGHT

ARIZONA MONSOON SEASON

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS KIDDIES?

giant fucking walls of dust that’s what if fucking means

do

you

fucking

think

i

am

joking?

googlerecipes:

if you think rape jokes are funny please don’t talk to me or look at me or try to interact with me in any way at all

(Source: aaron-yaari)

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giguana:

Just saw a young woman accelerate to hit a 15+ year old dog in front of children who owned it. Turned the car around to get her tag number and she told me, “Keep your fucking dog out of the road if you don’t want it dead.” Might have used a few choice words on her, wish I could go back and yell some more. Im so mad.

what the fuck